Announcement: one thing to clear up

Just some information for those who don't know already:

• YES : I have a girlfriend
• YES : I am very happy with her
• YES : I wanna spend the rest of my life with her
• NO : It is NOT Patti
• NO : I won't give any more information because I try to focus here on other things than relationships

That's all for now folks. Move along, there's nothing to see here.

PS: She asked me to do this (many times)...